TGN Community members, we’re interested in including some occasional humor in our Community Digest e-mails. So, we’d love it if you’d:
Tell us your best clean joke!
Please share your joke (or other humor) in the comments below, or in the Forums by clicking here: https://thegrownetwork.com/forums/topic/tell-us-your-best-clean-joke
We’ll compile your answers into an article soon!
Marjory Wildcraft is the founder of The Grow Network, which is a community of people focused on modern self-sufficient living. She has been featured by National Geographic as an expert in off-grid living, she hosted the Mother Earth News Online Homesteading Summit, and she is listed in Who’s Who in America for having inspired hundreds of thousands of backyard gardens. Marjory was the focus of an article that won Reuter’s Food Sustainability Media Award, and she recently authored The Grow System: The Essential Guide to Modern Self-Sufficient Living—From Growing Food to Making Medicine.
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Little Sarah is helping her grandmother dig up potatoes. It is so much fun, Sarah is pretty sure it is a game. Sarah was so happy she said “thanks Grandma for burying these things”.
Two zombies were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, “Does this taste funny?”
There was a terrible auto wreck in wich a man,his wife and two children were killed. The only surviver of the accident was their pet monkey. VDOT called in an animal expert to see if he could find out from the monkey what caused such a horrible tradgey.
Expedrt:,”Tell me what happened little fellow.
Monkey “monkey sounds”
Expert: Oh no! The Daddy was drinking!
Expert: What was the Mama doing?
Monkey “monkey sounds”
Expert: She was shaking her finger at the Daddy!
Expert: What were the children doing little fellow?
Monkey “monkey sounds”
Expert: He says the children were fighting.
Expert: Tell me, what were you doing, Monkey?
Monkey ” monkey sounds”
Expert: YOU were driving!!!
really funny if you panamine the monkey’s responses.
What’s a great source for second-hand shellfish?
Your local prawn shop.
How do you cut an ocean? With a see-saw.
Oh I love that one!
Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Eggs!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”